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I’m 75 years old.

Occupation: Barber

I live in Arlington Heights village (IL)

My fear: Phagophobia

My thoughts:

  • i am.

My info: Anonymous says FML

Today, my extremely religious father visited for a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: not to set him off on one of his easily-provoked rants. She nonetheless decided to take a photo in the middle of prayer, because she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML

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