I’m 61 years old.

Occupation: Maid

I live in Springfield city (IL)

My thoughts:

  • I bought some powdered water today. Directions were not included. Now i don’t know what to add?!

My info: Anonymous says FML

Today, my best friend told me how his batshit insane girlfriend keeps questioning his sexuality and thinks we're screwing behind her back. He's so desperate for a relationship that he's decided to stop hanging out with me. Goodbye 7 years of friendship. FML

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