fakefriends.me

I’m 60 years old.

Occupation: Maid

I live in Springfield city (IL)

My thoughts:

  • I bought some powdered water today. Directions were not included. Now i don’t know what to add?!

My info: Anonymous says FML

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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