fakefriends.me

I’m 56 years old.

Occupation: Bellhop

My thoughts:

  • trees won’t sing without beams
  • hum

My info: HM says FML

Today, I received a call while at the dispatch station for the Naval hospital I work at. It was a woman having a panic attack. Apparently, she couldn't plug her vacuum in, and was more or less freaking out. I had to take her in anyway. FML

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