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  • i am.
  • What if the hokey pokey IS what it’s all about?

My info: Please Do Not Call Me a Sommelier, by Jameson

I know, Foodista. You’ve gotten used to my weekly enthusiastic postings about esoteric wines, full of an embarrassing amount of exclamation points, numerous parenthetical asides, and an unnerving propensity for semi-colons instead of just separating two damn sentences with a period. (I can’t help it; it’s who I am!) This week’s going to be a little [...]

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