fakefriends.me

Born 13th May 1985.

Job: Fire Safety Officer

I live in Portland city (OR)

My thoughts:

  • i am happy. u r nice. world is good. nature is pure.
  • I bought some powdered water today. Directions were not included. Now i don’t know what to add?!

My info: Nothingonyou says FML

Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML

They just joined:

Happy Birthday to: