My thoughts:
- Sometimes my gun jams right when I’m about to kill someone but then I realize it was the wrong person I wanted to kill so all is well.
- I don’t like John Denver, but I have to admit that sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy.
My info: Snurkles McGee says FML
Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML
