My thoughts:
- An apple a day keeps Bill Gates away.
- Sometimes my gun jams right when I’m about to kill someone but then I realize it was the wrong person I wanted to kill so all is well.
Mildred’s 78 friends:
- Adrienne Stevens
- Jeri Rogers
- Evelyn Kelley
- Nancy Savage
- Ronnie Sullivan
- Maryann Potter
- Trey Short
- Christy Hahn
- Anne Ramos
- Bernice Miller
- Nasir Sullivan
- Emily Davenport
- Kelly Harvey
- Carla Garrison
- Isaac Case
- Tonya Blackwell
- Pat Knapp
- Josefina Mills
- Laurel Payne
- Augusta Rice
- Guadalupe Doyle
- Ingrid Schultz
- Craig Gallagher
- Barbara Fischer
- Quinn Moore
- Geneva Harris
- Sandy Coleman
- Luella Schmidt
- Elizabeth Mullins
- Genevieve Cox
- Georgette Estrada
- Jackie Wise
- Mona Buckley
- Elise Weiss
- Opal Swanson
- Vera Jones
- Glenda Fields
- Tami Lyons
- Belinda Barker
- Frances Newton
- Hudson Neal
- Lana Hampton
- Davin Marshall
- Antonia Sherman
- Jaeden Meadows
- Myrna Bates
- Bryce Bautista
- Harriet Pearson
- Osvaldo Floyd
- Nellie Mosley
- Dallin Daniel
- Virgie Taylor
- Lincoln Wiley
- Nina Duran
- Bernard Schwartz
- Liza Rogers
- Marc Gutierrez
- Lula Barrett
- Derek Woodard
- Laura Jefferson
- Jace Mcintosh
- Tasha Quinn
- Rory Silva
- Estelle Scott
- Aden Ayala
- Krystal Buchanan
- Charlie Perry
- Meghan Gordon
- Brandon Dickerson
- Heather Villegas
- Elvin Mccormick
- Estelle Little
- Peyton Jacobs
- Florence Gill
- Paul Vaughn
- Carmela Arnold
- Larry Schroeder
- Marjorie Mayer
