fakefriends.me

Born 30th March 1967.

Job: Footballer

I live in Wilmington city (NC)

My fear: Acrophobia

My info: oops says FML

Today, I was giving a belly scratch to a stranger's dog, and I saw what I thought was a tumor. I touched it, only to find out that it was in fact the dog's nuts, not an abnormal growth. My first trip to second base involved groping a Corgi in public. FML

Marshall’s 116 friends:

They just joined:

Happy Birthday to: