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I’m 26 years old.

Occupation: Judge

I live in Maple Grove city (MN)

My fear: Genophobia

My thoughts:

  • I bought some powdered water today. Directions were not included. Now i don’t know what to add?!

My info: shadysheikh says FML

Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML

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