fakefriends.me

I’m 27 years old.

Occupation: Judge

I live in Maple Grove city (MN)

My fear: Genophobia

My thoughts:

  • I bought some powdered water today. Directions were not included. Now i don’t know what to add?!

My info: Just wanted a cigarette says FML

Today, I wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes. My wife, who didn't want me to get them, decided it would be a good idea to jump on the hood of the car while I was driving off. She hit the car and fell off. My neighbor saw this. Neither her nor the cops believe me when I say I didn't hit her. FML

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