fakefriends.me

Born 7th March 1946.

Job: Loan officer

I live in Chattanooga city (TN)

My fear: Olfactophobia

My thoughts:

  • Life is good — So why do we need change?
  • An apple a day keeps Bill Gates away.

My info: zach says FML

Today, after making out with my girlfriend for the first time, I took down my pants only to have her say,' Eww, what're those drooping sacks? They look like tumours.' She was serious. FML

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