fakefriends.me

I’m 33 years old.

Job: Author

I live in Nashville-Davidson (TN)

My thoughts:

  • What if the hokey pokey IS what it’s all about?
  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you’re gonna get.

My info: sixminutestolive says FML

Today, I was outside tanning. Because it was so hot, I was sweating profusely. I felt what I thought was sweat dripping down my body. Turns out, it was baby roaches. 3 dozen of them, all on my body. FML

They just joined:

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