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Born 1st May 1990.

Job: Respiratory Therapist

My fear: Androphobia

My thoughts:

  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you’re gonna get.
  • An apple a day keeps Bill Gates away.

My info: Jesska says FML

Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

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