fakefriends.me

Job: Politician

I live in Davenport city (IA)

My thoughts:

  • I bought some powdered water today. Directions were not included. Now i don’t know what to add?!
  • What if the hokey pokey IS what it’s all about?

My info: nomwar says FML

Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML

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