fakefriends.me

Occupation: Law enforcement agent

I live in Colorado Springs city (CO)

My thoughts:

  • The world is a dark, scary place full of deceivers and liars.
    The world is a happy, bright place full of trustworthy, altruistic people.
    You pick.

My info: Anonymous says FML

Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through, my roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML

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