fakefriends.me

I’m 30 years old.

Occupation: Air Traffic Controller

I live in Madison city (WI)

My fear: Technophobia

My thoughts:

  • How’s everyone doing?
  • The world is a dark, scary place full of deceivers and liars.
    The world is a happy, bright place full of trustworthy, altruistic people.
    You pick.

My info: Anonymous says FML

Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "sexual health products". Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

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