fakefriends.me

I’m 89 years old.

Job: Author

I live in Washington city (DC)

My fear: Spectrophobia

My thoughts:

  • The world is a dark, scary place full of deceivers and liars.
    The world is a happy, bright place full of trustworthy, altruistic people.
    You pick.
  • Sometimes my gun jams right when I’m about to kill someone but then I realize it was the wrong person I wanted to kill so all is well.

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