fakefriends.me

Born 25th October 1958.

Job: Disc jockey

I live in Elkhart city (IN)

My thoughts:

  • An apple a day keeps Bill Gates away.

My info: anonymous says FML

Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML

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