fakefriends.me

Born 25th October 1958.

Job: Disc jockey

I live in Elkhart city (IN)

My thoughts:

  • An apple a day keeps Bill Gates away.

My info: Anonymous says FML

Today, I went to break up with my psychotic bitch of a girlfriend after months of abuse. When she opened the door, her 5-year-old son ran up to me, smiling and calling me "DADDY!" for the first time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho and devastate her son. FML

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