fakefriends.me

Occupation: Custodian

I live in Evanston city (IL)

My fear: Erythrophobia

My thoughts:

  • Life is good — So why do we need change?
  • How’s everyone doing?

My info: 41yearoldvirgin says FML

Today, I tried approaching this cute girl. She quickly picked up the nearest calculator and started talking into it, in a desperate act to seem busy. FML

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