fakefriends.me

Occupation: Custodian

I live in Evanston city (IL)

My fear: Erythrophobia

My thoughts:

  • Life is good — So why do we need change?
  • How’s everyone doing?

My info: wowzer says FML

Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

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