fakefriends.me

I’m 51 years old.

Occupation: Sailor

I live in Manchester town, Hartford County (CT)

My thoughts:

  • dating
  • I need more virtual friends. Friends you can turn to any time of day or night for anything, but which have no ability to turn to or bother you...
    There should also be a website where you can wish for things and then some of them just some true, delivered...

My info: ToiletRoll says FML

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

They just joined:

Happy Birthday to: