fakefriends.me

I’m 51 years old.

Occupation: Sailor

I live in Manchester town, Hartford County (CT)

My thoughts:

  • dating
  • I need more virtual friends. Friends you can turn to any time of day or night for anything, but which have no ability to turn to or bother you...
    There should also be a website where you can wish for things and then some of them just some true, delivered...

My info: John says FML

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

They just joined:

Happy Birthday to: