fakefriends.me

Born 24th March 1985.

Occupation: Comedian

I live in Fort Worth city (TX)

My fear: Heliophobia

My thoughts:

  • I don’t like John Denver, but I have to admit that sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy.
  • Sometimes my gun jams right when I’m about to kill someone but then I realize it was the wrong person I wanted to kill so all is well.

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